Flypaper

"and I don't care what they say, cuz I'm in love with you..."

I know, I know... I said I would update everyday, but guess what? I lied.

I know it's been two days without an update, but in my deffense I started one the other day! I just didn't finish it... LOL And I've been busy playing with my BlackBerry. It's wonderful.

They don't call it a "smartphone" for nothing!! It's really smart!

So let me get down to buisness here -- men are attracted to me. It's now a proven fact. My phone even knows it. (Cuz my phone is so smart... get it?? Get it!?)

I have been asked out LITERALLY by 3 people who work at McDonalds -- two of which are named Jose, and two of them who have the last name "Martinez" (Nope, not both Jose's are named Martinez...)

On top of that - I used to have those two guys, Mitch and Drew, which just came along so abruptly and I shooed them out of my life just as quickly.

Last night Jennifer and I were having a couple drinks at the casino and this cute cute cute southern boy, Aaron, came over and introduced himself. He was a little shy and awkward, but it was really adorable... so he left and went back up to his friend and then I wrote my number down on a napkin (old school) and gave it to Jennifer to give to him. Him and his friend then came down and joined us for a drink.

His friend's name was Cody (Cody and Jodie, he said...) and it would have been wonderful -- two hot, (and I mean HOT) guys came over to us and wanted to talk and have a drink... yeah, that's great, except they never went to "conversation school". I cannot, just can't, carry a conversation all by myself.

So here I am, pulling shit outta my ass trying to get them to say ANYTHING and not just fucking sit there and then, bless him, Fortune calls me. I got up from that table so fast I think I left tracks...

So I went into the bathroom and talked for Fortune for a while and he was wonderful... telling me how you should get something out of friendships and relationships... that sex is just animalistic and that humans make love...

Fortune is very wise... anytime I have a problem or an issue I know that I can rely on him. He's all in one -- friend, producer, advisor. He's seriously incredible and every time I talk to him I get more and more excited about LA in 31 days.

:-)

So while Jennifer went to the bathroom after I came back from 17 minutes of talking on the phone with Fortune (yes, I know it was rude but I thought that Aaron would leave!! He didn't.) I texted Jennifer and told her to make something up on why we had to leave. No, I didn't want to leave, but Aaron didn't go to "taking hints school" either.

So we leave and exchange numbers. (Well, he already had mine... but I took his.)

So then Jennifer and I are on a mission to find one of two things --
A) a McDonalds serving breakfast at 3a.
B) a McDonalds with the new Southern Style Chicken.

As we're driving to 4 different McDonalds' Aaron proceedes to call me 5 times.

I'm not exaggerating.

2:43a
2:55a
3:01a
3:15a
3:19a

No lie.

I didn't answer once. The first time he called I was like, "Okay, he's just making sure its my number..." (Guys do that now, can you imagine?!) Then he kept calling and I was like, "okay, stalker! Stop!" And then Jennifer said something very true -- "he couldn't talk in person, what's he gonna say over the phone..."

I mean, you literally had to pull words out of this dudes mouth. It was awful.

So that was my exciting night. I was going to film while I was out for my documentary, but then the guys sort of blew that. I think we're recording today though.

13 days until Omaha!

We have to drive our own shitty car. Ahh, well, whatchagonna do?

No pic of the day, I'm too tired and lazy.

xoxox