Frustration Squiggle!

i loveeeee that part. rock it jasper. rock it hard.
"Baby you can be tough, say enough is enough,
You can even be blunt...
Just do it with love, love, love,
Tell me I'm wrong, that I'm coming on way too strong,
Don't think I'll be crushed,
Just do it with love, love love..."

I'm out of breath. Why? Because I just dyed my hair, was starting to style it when I realized that I didn't get all the bleach out... :( Had to wash it again. Frustration squiggle!

Yesterday was a giant rawr.

I was so super stoked to go get my lip ring yesterday... so I get to Freaks on Broadway and waited just a short bit to get my ring. What I SHOULD have done was gotten the ring myself and just put it in at home, but I'm super bad at getting captive balls into their slots... I figured, I'll just go have a professional do it and it'll take me 1/10th of the time it would take me at home...

So, I've been in Freaks tons, I know several people there and I have a favorite piercer there, but unfortunately she only works weekends now. The chick who pierced my lip was super cute and good at it, it didn't hurt, didn't bleed, was perfect... so this time there's this chick there that I have never seen before... she struck up a conversation about Twilight because Jenn was wearing her Team Edward jacket, so I thought she was cool beans...

She takes out my post -- something I have had to do several times because of the swelling I experienced with the piercing. I had to get a longer post a few weeks back -- and so I think she's gonna just slip this ring in there, snap the ball in place, I'll pay and we're good to go...

She tries to slip the ring in there and OHH MYY FUUUCKKINNNG GODDDDDDD - she pulled it and I felt a rip. I cringed, but hello, she's still holding onto my lip... not much I can do there... then I start to taste blood... She's clearly having a hard time with this, meanwhile I'm just regretting ever getting it done in the first place...

Finally she gets it in and then she can't get the ball in... then she finally gets the ball in and she says, "you're bleeding a little bit..." Jenn says, "well now we know you're human..." and I said "yeah, I keep asking Edward to change me but he won't." There was a moment of silence and then the piercer chick says, "that was depressing..." LOLLLL

I felt relief once everything was all in place. I rushed over to go look at it, and sure enough, I'm bleeding... Like I said, I didn't even bleed when it was PIERCED. It felt kinda numb and painful and a little hard... I pay her the $5 for the ring. No tip.

Jenn and I walk to the car, I touch the ring and the captive ball falls out...

Now, I don't know if any of y'all have had any piercings, or dealt with captive balls before (same thing that's in my tragus) but they're a pain in the ass. They're a pain in the ass but they're super secure... now, she had stretched the ring out to get it to go into my lip easier because she was hurting me so bad, so then she had to push it all back together, which she didn't do a good job of...

So we have to go BACK into Freaks and then I had to wait all over again for her to do this to me AGAIN... She didn't change the ring, thank heavens, because the blood was drying and sticking to my ring... so she fixes the ring and puts the ball back in... all done...

But by the end of the night, it hurt so bad and got in the way of everything, so I took it out (ouuuuuch) and put the long bar in so it would have some room for the swelling to go down.

Then what happens? I end up sleeping on my face the entire night. WTF?

Tonight I'm going to my Mama's and I'm spending the night with her. Tomorrow is her art show and I'm helping her with her makeup and stuff. Can't wait! :)

pic o'tha fuck me:

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I totally peed all over myself when I saw this. I had heard rumors a month ago that he was going to be on the cover of GQ... but then Justin was on the cover of it, so I was like, "okay... whatevs..." and then... oh lordie me...

xoxoxxx

Movies - 2nd Post of the Day

i HEART this part so hard.

I want to see Sunshine Cleaning so badly. I love Emily Blunt and Amy Adams so much. I've wanted to see it for about a year now, it was at Sundance last year and tested very well... I thought I was going to have to find one of those bootlegs or something, but alas, I was stoked to see it coming to theaters.

I obviously haven't seen it yet, but based on the trailer, I thought it was going to be a lot more gruesome than depicted. I had read about the scene where Emily falls into the bloody mattress, which happens to be at the tail end of one of the trailer -- the way they depicted it made it sound like it was a nasty, really bloody mattress, but in the trailer it looks like it's more made for laughs. I hope when I go see it that it's got some shocker moments. Basically the Sundance review didn't let me know this was a comedy...

Trailer

In theaters this Friday!

I can't wait to get the Twilight DVD. They've leaked a few deleted scenes... I only saw two of them because I didn't want to spoil it all for me. The first one I saw, I posted here a few blogs back... the second one I saw was shit... it was no wonder it was cut from the movie. :S They posted a third one, but I didn't watch it... and then the entire commentary with Robert leaked online, but I didn't listen to that either. I want to save some surprises for myself, you know?

Gosh I love commentary. I don't know about y'all, but that's the first thing I look at when I get a DVD. Some of the best commentaries I've found were from Ocean's 11, Riding in Cars with Boys, and Final Destination. :) I've listened to every commentary on all of my DVDs and would have listened to the commentary on Twilight without them featuring the actors. LOL

I guess it's time to get off here... comments = love.



Gaaaaahhhh... *flat line*

xoxox

Love Is What I Got

they actually have EC PJ's. ;) don't worry, i don't have those... yet.
"I'll gladly go down in a flame,
If a flame's what it takes to remember my name..."

The title of this will say Wednesday, but it's only 115a, it's still Tuesday in Jodie land. ;) My sleep has been all over the place! Last night I stayed up until about noon, then I slept til 4 and now here I am. That seems to be how I do things now... I just sleep in the day time, which is severely throwing off, oh, everything... I do have plans and things to tend to in the day time, you know?! LOL Luckily I haven't had to do any work thus far this week.

Jennifer and Bella are both snoring. Quite attractive that is.

Tomorrow (Wed) the hair is going back to blond! :) Also tomorrow I get my lip ring!!!! It'll officially be 4 weeks since I got it pierced. Man, time went fast! I can't wait for it!! :D

So the other morning, when I hadn't been to sleep yet, my mom and I were on Facebook at the same time and I instant messaged her. She was so cute on there!!! "Can everyone read this?" Awww... no, mum. LOL

Her art show is this Friday!! :) I can't wait! I'm super stoked to see her accomplishments all displayed. I'm very proud of her.

My parents (Dad and Step mom) are coming into town Sunday and staying through Wednesday. Sunday we're going to the Auto Show, which I loveeee and then Wednesday we're going to the Nelson art gallery, which my friend John just went to and said was really good... I haven't been in years... Sometime in there we're having dinner, which, I'll have to be super good at. ;) No more massive failures in my future. Been on my "diet" since the 3rd and I'm going strong!!!

I can't wait for St. Patty's Day. :) Jenn and I got wash out green hair dye at Hot Topic, also I got a head band and she got two little pig tail guys. :) I've been using a lot of :) lately. I'm sorry. LOL

Casanova is on USA which reminds me that it's almost Heath's [would be] 30th birthday... I *think* I'm getting my tattoo...? I'm not sure.

So randomly last night, it might have been the lack of sleep, but I all the sudden was incredibly jealous that all these photos of Rob and the Twilight cast had been showing up of them just parading around Vancouver... so I said to Jennifer, "how far is [Vancouver]? Let's go..." So she was like, "okay, look it up and we'll see..." I told her, "I'm not going to look it up unless there's an actual chance of us going to Vancouver." She handed me my computer and so I looked it up.

It takes 29 hours to drive there. (We don't have our passports yet...) And to fly to Seattle and take a ferry there was still too expensive... So she said "check how much it is to take a Greyhound..." So a Greyhound takes TWO DAYS to get there, but it's only about $100/person... Jenn was like, "I can't take off that much work... you could go by yourself..."

...So then I started thinking on actually taking a trip to Vancouver myself to stalk the stars of New Moon... I found the hotel they're staying at, the bus stop is right by their hotel... etc... And then I looked up hotels and for whatever reason, hotels are incredibly expensive out there. Here you can find hotels for $30/night, but there the lowest they had was $80/night... from what I found and I can't afford to do that. Not if I want to ever get my camera...

So I decided I'll go see then when they're filming Eclipse which should be sometime in the summer. Since there's only an 8 week break between the filming of New Moon and Eclipse. I still can't believe they have a release date for Eclipse... That actually shocks me... I was shocked when they released the New Moon date, but then it made sense to release it basically the same day that Twilight was released... but to have the Eclipse release date just 7-ish months after New Moon? Insane. I'm not complaining though!! Not one bit! At least they aren't going the Harry Potter route! ;)

Lately I've been getting a little all too consumed with the thought of meeting Robert. I once felt that for Justin... just ACHING to meet him, to grace his presence and now Justin is gladly given to me. Why? Because I did my time. I just wonder how long my time will have to be with Robert.

Some people get their favorite stars handed to them... Example? Rachel lovesssss David Cook (we know this. LOL) Rachel loves Justin Timberlake (we know this. LOL) Rachel's waited LORD KNOWS how many years to meet Justin and... nothing... Rachel waited like... 2 seconds to meet David and he's gladly handed to her now!!!

Me? I waited and paid my time and prices for Justin and now he's handed to me... (Not exactly "handed" I still work very hard to meet him and DO NOT take for granted any of the seconds of his time that I'm with him.) I just wonder how long I'll have to wait for Robert... One thing is true though... I do know when Rachel's time to meet Justin is! Her 21st birthday. ;) More on that in like a year... LOLLLLL

Well then, I think I'm done here. Off to save the world now. Catcha later.

Pic O'Tha Day:


Possibly my favorite photos of KStew and RPattz. Click to enlarge to freakish size... My top 5 favorite things about the photo...?
1. Kristen's eyes/purple eye liner.
2. Rob's lips/mouth
3. How the color of their eyes nearly matches. People constantly say he's got blue eyes but tisk, tisk, you're wrong, loves - they're green.
4. They're so close it's sexxxy... the shadow she's casting on his face. Intense. They're fierce.
5. His stubble. It could possibly because my father always had a beard, but I find stubble incredibly handsome. Some people can't stand it when Rob or Justin has stubble, but I adore it.

:)

Video O'Tha Day:

I WANT ONE OF THESE.

I love at the end how he practically comes up for air!! XD

*sooo jealous*

xoxox

JPattz

Hella Good

Dude, that is a true story.
"there's something about you, that gets me in a twist,
and sometimes I think that cupid, is just taking a piss,
It only takes one word or idea to send me in real deep,
So if you think you're clever, use the right words when you talk to me..."

Last night I went and got a battery for the scale and I lost 10 pounds! 10 pounds in 4 days to be precise... ;-) Gemma has prouds. Jenn was like, "yay." But that's it. I guess it's because 10 pounds on me doesn't really make a difference/dent.

Gemma and I are talking about weight goals and goal BMI's. Gahhhh, I wanna just sit and talk about all the stuff we talked about, but I don't wanna get my hopes up or anyone elses...

Although... Jennifer had the chance to let me binge last night and she didn't. :) So far, so good.

We're getting our lodging for Vegas out of the way soon... it's gonna be all booked within 6 months of Vegas, so by May 10th... maybe sooner. I have my eye on something special and I hope we can get it. XD

I can't decide on if I should get my hair cut again or let it grow out... The front I want to leave alone, but I can't decide about the back... it's getting pretty dang long, actually... what you think? Wednesday I'm getting hair dye and I'm getting rid of the pink. It's time... I still have like half a bottle left of pink, so if I wanna go back then I can. ;) I *think* I wanna do all blond. Either blond or black, can't decide. I keep thinking I wanna go black, but when I had black on the under side it was such a pain in the ass to get rid of it when I was tired of it, so I think I'll go with blond. ;) LOL

So we have this cooler, and we didn't know that it leaks... so now the floor is wet by the sink and I can't seem to get it to stop being wet. :( It's annoying. I need housekeeping... the one time I want them to come and they don't... well, actually, I don't know that yet since it's only 7a here.

Bella is snoring. LOLLLLL

The Ends.

Pic-Click to enlarge:



Only

days until New Moon!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxox

Jodie Platz

Pleasure Fucker

Don't forget that Carlise is my Dr, Esme is the perfect mother & Jasper keeps me happy. :)

"Can't remember everything,
Her skin, it tastes like sugar cane,
And I had already, gotten there before I came,
My tank is empty, And I know you're thirsty..."

I spent a good hour last night saving a shit ton of Twilight/Rob icons, so be prepared for Twilight overload. Only 12 days until the Hot Topic release party for the DVD! I can't wait! ...I just hope I'm speaking to Jenn by then...

We got into a huge fight last night over her breaking promises to me. I'm sick and tired of it.

I've been eating really well since the 3rd, and the scale battery has died so I don't know how much I've lost, but I know I've lost some. I really want a burrito from Taco Bell. LOL I guess if I got a bean burrito I wouldn't be going against any part of my diet... even if I got a 7-layer burrito... except I'm not eating carbs, so that would be a problem with the tortilla and the rice... I've had only salad since the 3rd... I might want something warm... I guess I can wait.

My parents are coming to Kansas City next week. Also next week? St. Patrick's Day! I've been trying to find a place with green beer and good drink specials, but I reckon I'm just going to have to knock back a couple of pints of regular old Guinness... normal colored Guinness... which is the color of poop. LOL

Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?

Sorry so short, I just got super tired.

Pic -- click to view large.

Check out Jackson (Jasper, 3rd from left) -- LOL He's so gorgeous and stuff. And oh ya, Rob looks fierce. I want Kristen's shoes!!!!!! XD

xoxox

JPattz

Vegas

I kinda want to ask you if you're going to Vegas this year... I kinda want to ask you to ride down there with us... I also kinda wanna ask you to stay with us?

It would make it hella balls ass cheap.

Humpf... It must be the sleep deprivation.

I was awake for 36 hours, then I finally fell asleep... for four hours! And now here I am wide awake. Retarded.

xoxox

JPizzle.

...And We're Back

"I can't help myself I'm addicted to a life of material, It's some kind of joke I'm obsessively opposed to the difficult, All we care about is, runway models, Cadillac's and liquor bottles, Give me something I wanna be, retro glamour, Hollywood get's ready for the fame..."

Sorry it's been hella long since I've blogged. I guess I just haven't felt like I've had anything to say.

I'm three days in to a hardcore diet. Been feeling pretty good lately other than the fact that I wanna kick the scale's ass. His numbers have got to be way off. I've been eating insanely healthy. Doing the "right" thing. No sugars or sweets, which is not hard for me at all. No sodas, not hard... No carbs, there's my killer. No meats... just fruits and vegetables. I'm trying to only eat fresh ones as well, they retain their flavor and nutrition better. Please don't be my mother, yes I'm getting enough vitamins and other things my body needs to live.

Jenn's mom always does that. Her mother can't be happy one way other the other. The other week her mom was like, "Jenn... I thought you were watching what you were eating?" Translation: "You're fat." Then when Jenn says that she's doing the vegetarian thing or that she's been eating well her mom gives her 20 questions. "Are you getting protein? Are you getting enough fiber?" Hello! She's 24... she doesn't need 30g of fiber to have a BM, like you. And you may not be familiar with vegetarianism, but black beans and tofu have more than enough protein in them, thanks. ;)

Today I had an awful migraine... Jenn and I are looking at a new place to move to... I hate the people that live next to us... Don't I always?

Never got to have that dinner with my parentals. The day we were supposed to there was a KU/MU game and so my step mom called to cancel saying that Lawrence would be awful that day... instead they're coming up to KC soon... Should be fun stuffs. I'm going to tell them all about the Lap-Band thing I went through when the come up.

Jenn and I were looking at Boost Mobile phones to get, kick ass, if you ask me. Also, I'm debating on whether or not to get my Heath tattoo... not entirely, just whether I should get it on his birthday or wait a min... I guess I should get it on his birthday. It's his 30th birthday and I want to get it on a meaningful day. That will delay me from getting my camera for another 2 weeks at least. Speaking of which, I was thinking we were going to get our new phones the 25th of March and then push back my camera -- again -- but then Jennifer surprised me for once and said she would like to put my camera before cell phones. So yay for that! :)

I'll have my camera in April, hopefully my Heath tattoo in the very beginning of April and then the phones in May? Who knows...

Ooh, there's a goose on TV! hehe!!

I was thinking about pushing my camera back for a much longer time when I found out about TwiCon -- the Twilight Convention. It's in Dallas in late July/Aug and it's $255 a ticket!! Insane, right? But the actors from the movie are going to be there, it's a whole weekend shindig and there's a Volturi Masque Ball!! Gawd, I so badly want to go... but there will be other opportunities to meet the actors... it's just the first year for TwiCon, and I have put off my camera for way too long.

I'm super sad I can't go, but eh, I'll survive.

Jennifer and I were talking last night about things we want to do this summer... and sure some of them are secrets, but I'll share some of my favorites: Drive in theater, theater in the park, live music -- like Sandstone and get lawn tickets because we want to not because that's all we can afford. Jenn wants to stay at a [bar] until closing time. (She said club, but I edited her response because I'm so over the club scene at the moment.)

The past 2 years I've said to Jennifer, "this is going to be the epic summer, this is going to be the summer we remember..." and each summer all we do is work and then come home and sleep or say we'll do things later... mostly because we couldn't afford to do anything. Now that we can finally afford to do some of these things, I can't wait to.

Also some things from my personal list: take more photos, put my portfolio together, update my blog and photo blog regularly, visit Rachel, save money... those are in addition to the things I previously listed.

What are some things that you want to do or accomplish this summer?

Tis almost time for the Twilight DVD release. I am so mad at Summit. I can't believe how many different versions of this stupid DVD there are. :( I don't have that much money, y'all!! We've got one reserved at FYE and I've got my ticket to the Hot Topic party... Lordy, there's so many more that I want.

Who's seen this?

I stopped breathing, let me just tell ya that much. ;)



*gasp*

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