Why My Life Is Weird...

A Short Essay.

Today I found out that my dream boat Justin Moore from Ingram Hill is married. I am a little late on finding this out (a month or so) partly because I don't stalk him and partly because he's not uber famous.

Also today I had a Justin Moore fest... from every other song on iTunes coming up Ingram Hill to finding out I have a strange taste for men who are alike.

Shall we take a closer look?

In the beginning when I found out that cutie with the curls and the guitar on stage was from Memphis I said, "wow, they breed em well down there!" When I found out his name was Justin I said, "wow... that's ironic."

But not just name and city do the Southern boys have in common... No, no...

Both are obvious Tigers fans, hating all other teams with a passion. Both play the guitar, sing well, have curly hair... now for the not so obvious ones... both are Aquarius', both love golf, both prefer Coors Light...

Alright. I'm officially freaked out.

The end.

xoxox

She Made The People Say Yeah

"...I could put you in a town house,
I could put you in my house,
Come over here, sign the papers to the crib
We can turn this thing our house,
I'm talking 'bout Timberlake-ya,
We'll have the wedding in Jamaica..."

Who's heard the T-Pain remix? Thoughts? Jenn doesn't like it one bit. I think it's cute and clever. I like T-Pain a lot, though...

But let me get to Justin Timberlake on AutoTune... hahaa... he sounds just like everyone on AutoTune. LMAO... Hilarity ensues.

So last night Jennifer and I went to Tom's for dinner and drinks. I had the fish and chips, which were delish and I U Call It's were $2.25 and so Jenn had 3 Jack and Coke's and I had 2 Absolut Tonic's and a beer... Can only have so much vodka, yanno? LOL

We went home and it was a while before the club was going to be hoppin' so we chatted for a while and later we went to America's Pub... we got this fish bowl for $10 and filled it with Sex on the Beach. WOO! Although... unfortuntely, after sharing it we both were probably more sober than before. haha... the club totally sucked. We were like the only people on the dance floor. Balls.

We left early and just decided to go home and make dinner. LOL At like 3a we finally had dinner. Weirdness.

Only 23 days until my birthday... not many [local] people have RSVP'd one way or the other to my birthday, which is understandable... it's still a ways away. LOL Rikki RSVP'd the day I sent out invites.

Rikki and I don't see each other very often, but one thing Rikki always does is come to my birthday party. Always... since I was like 16 and first knew her. She's amazing... so reliable.

I need a new computer. Realized mine is about 2 years old now and it's slowing down. Crap. I just cleaned it right before we moved, but yaaaaaa... probably need to do that again.

Jennifer and I are getting a table and bottle service at America's Pub for New Years Eve... Can you believe we've been friends for 9 years this year?!?! CRAZZZY. I can't beleive it. I mean, I have friends that I've known for over 9 years -- like Stephy, who introduced Jennifer and I - Heather, my first friend from 1st grade, and Shena, who I've been friends with since 2nd or 3rd grade -- but I have been friends with Jennifer for 9 years straight... only spending 1 week apart in that time in all those years... that? I've never done that before.

Today Jennifer got a postcard in the mail from the Citi Group place she applied at and they said that she would be a great addition to their company, so I'm like 80% sure she got the job!!! Ahh! This would be just incredible...

This is now the part where I would say some things about McDonalds and employment over there, but as I'm not sure who all reads this, I don't want to burn any bridges... but we'll just say that McD is FUCKKKKED.

I told Jennifer I'm going to get her a kitten for Christmas and I've started the adoption process at a shelter. There's one shelter in particular that I would like to adopt from, but I'm awaiting a reply back from them... I can't wait to get the kitten and to get stuff for it!!! What are some good cat names that aren't too cat obvious? LOL No, Socks, Mittens, Mr. Bojangles, etc...

??

If you got a new cat, what would you name it?

So, tonight when Jenn gets home we're buying our Ingram Hill tickets!!! AHH! I can't fucking wait!! It's the 18th! That's sooo close! AHH! I just wanna scream!

Okay, I think that's enough now...

Pic:



haha, look what I stumbled upon...

ahhh, memories... When Jenn and I went over to Jasmine's the other night to do some drinkin' and some 'roke, Jasmine was totally feeling the Celebrity album, so we were all singing along to that and drinking... and NSYNC + alcohol = TEARS.

That's all I have to say about that.

xoxox

Pink Is My Favorite Color...

"I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this,
Shut up and let me go,
HEY!"

How much do I fucking loveeee that song? Yes yes.

Sooooo... I have pink hair. hahaaa!! YAY!!!

That's what the big hair surprise was!!! LOL Pink and blonde hair!! YAY!!!

And now? Drumroll... pics!!









So I basically am in loveee with those pics. Especially the 2nd and 3rd pics. Waaay cutest.

Well, kids. I think that's all for today. Shocking enough for today, yes? LOL

Tomorrow Jennifer and I are going out... for like, the first time in ever. LOL Okay, for the first time in a hot second... I like Jennifer only having one job because it's more time for me to spend with her yay!!

xoxox

YA-YA!

"I'm sittin' on a citadel
Contemplating life,
Making a point to waste my time
I'm walking on clouds of white,
Whatif I fall, whatif I don't?
Whatif I never make it home?
Whatif I bleed, whatif I break?
And I find that I can't take,
The city below the citadel
Holding my own hands..."

My ear hurts a tad... well, not hurts... it's a bit sore when I touch it (so I don't touch it. LOL) It's swollen some, which I heard can be because I'm cleaning it too much and sleeping on it... so now I'm not doing those things. LOL

Anyhow, I'm sure I'm fine, it's just my body trying to reject the piercing... my body needs to get over it. LOL

Jennifer finally helped me do the first part of my hair today... but... it didn't come out as wow as I had hoped... sooooooooo... now I'm contemplating what to do. :-S

I guess I have several options... I can wait until Jenn gets home or tomorrow so I can get another kit of dye... I can put extra stuff in it for my next step... or I can put extra stuff in it plus extra something else. LOL

I really don't wanna say what I'm doing to my hair!! HAHA!!

I just have wanted this since mid-week through Vegas and now I want it how I pictured it. LOL

*thinks for a really long time...* Well fuck me.

I think I'm hungry.

I can't wait for Private Practice and Dirty Sexy Money tonight...

I'm mad the pushed Pushing Daisies for Dancing with the Stars.

I'm REALLY mad they canceled Dr. Haan's character on Grey's Anatomy. I was just getting into their lesbo relationship.

I hope Susan Lucci goes home on DWTS because she's a bad dancer and after last night's performance I totally called her going home.

*waits to see who goes home*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Susan Lucci is going home!!! I SOOOO CALLED THAT SHIT!

So I'm bidding on hella shit on eBay right now. LOL I just won the Patriot DVD and an NSYNC lanyard. The DVD was $1.50 and the lanyard was .50! Haha, I couldn't help but bid on that! LOL Also a little bit ago I won the Heath Rolling Stone for $1.25 on a Buy It Now!! INCREDIBLE! I got out bid on previous Rolling Stone's for $30 or $40!!!

Anyhow, I'm also bidding on a "got justin timberlake?" bumper sticker, DVD The Order (Heath) for 1c, Jessica Simpson clip in hair extensions for .99, a cashmere scarf for $3.25, a slouch beret hat for .79, annnnnd a Swarovoski crystal tiara for .99!!!!!!!!

I'm an eBay FIEND! I loveeee it! I can't wait for these to end!! hahaa!!

Pic of the Day:



that's so blondeeeee hair! hahaa

EDIT:::

Clip:



Holy crap, Jessie can sinnnnng!!!! Fuck me.

xoxox

A Change Gon' Come

Obama for IS President.

I'm A Voter!

"I've forgotten what it feels like
To feel normal, to be normal,
and I've forgotten what food tastes like
The way it tastes right,
The taste buds taste right,
Now I wake up
In so much spit and sweat
It is not normal,
But what is normal?"

Still haven't done my fucking hair. Haha... somehow whenever it's time to do it, I get too tired. :-S I've been exceptionally sleepy lately. I get up and within an hour I'm ready for a nap... I'm not exactly sure what's wrong with me, but I'm not liking it much.

Went to vote today!! WOO! I feel sooooo much better now that it's all over... well, the voting process. I'll actually feel better when they announce the winner, but I'm not looking forward to the anticipation leading up to that moment. It's like American Idol, but on a greater scale...

Can you believe more people vote for American Idol than they vote for the next leader of the free world? That's kinda fucking insane... can't say I don't vote for AI, but I have voted in both elections I've been eligible to vote in as well.

So, my birthday is only 27 days away... we aren't going to be able to actually go out for my birthday until Wednesday the 3rd, but ON my birthday we're going to rent some movies, get some sushi and chinese, some wine and chill... sounds like fun, huh? Kinda mellow, actually... that will be different. LOL

Last year I made my own birthday cake... this year Jennifer said that she would make it... I'm kinda nervous... I have cake making down to a science... but if she thinks she can do it, I reckon I'll let her try. LOL The other night she made brownies and totally fucked em up. Oh well...

I reckon I'll email invite some people to my birthday thingy on Wednesday. If they come, then they come... if they don't... then well... oh well.

Don't think I have much else to say here... maybe I'll blog later.

xoxox

The Dreams In Which I'm Dying...

"All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and daily for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses,
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow..."

Ahh good people, how art thou?

I. Am. Awesome.

Friday I told you I got my check for my first song... woo! Haha, it's already gone. LOL It was a relatively small check ($194) but I'm getting another one here for $300 in a few weeks or so which is going to help me buy my camera. XD *so happy*

Anyhow, with my money I bought some awesome blossom hair dye and tonight we're doing part of my hair and then doing the other part tomorrow morning. So that was like $24... I also bought some deep conditioner packets and some clear rubber bands.

While we were in the salon parking lot there was a set up of some puppies for sale and so we went to see them and completely fell in love with this yellow lab. She was nuzzling and reminded us of Bells when she was a puppy... We can't afford another dog at the moment, which sucks, but I think I'm getting Jennifer a kitten for Christmas. :D They have tons of cats and kittens at the shelter for adoption and they are fixed and come with first shots and everything, we went to see them and Jenn really wants a cat.

Jenn wanting an animal is a huge deal. She only got me Bella because I really wanted her, she wasn't interested in having an animal. She never had a pet when she was a child... so now she's learning to connect to other beings and I'm so proud.

After that we went to Target and I printed off 5x7 copies of our photos with Justin and I bought a frame for them. :-) I also got a 4x6 of each of them for us to have. While we were there I found a hot pink purse on sale for $3!!! Ya, I bought that too. LOL

Then we went to Hobby Lobby because I've wanted a sketch pad and pencils for months. I finally got it for myself and today I sketched Jenn as she fell asleep on my knee. I think I did awful, but I showed Jenn and she was completely impressed. She was amazed and said that it didn't look like her, but that it actually looked like a human and she had never seen me draw a person before and thought I did a really good job. That meant a lot to me.

Then we headed downtown and I got my tragus pierced at Freaks on Broadway!!! AHH! I ain't gonna lie, it hurt. haha... none of my tattos or other piercings hurt, but this definitely stung. I want to get both and I asked if I should get both on the same day and they said no, so when I get my other check I'm going back to get my other one done -- so it obviously didn't hurt bad enough that I don't want the other one done.

It bled, which threw me off since it's cartilage, but it no longer hurts anymore, it really just hurt for a second when she pierced it and then it was over. It's sooooooo adorable. I fucking loveee it. I had Jenn tape it and I'll post it on youtube soon as well as pics of my piercing soon like tomorrow, kk?

I actually had planned to get my Heath tattoo, my piercing and my hair dye and be almost out of money after that -- but when I went to my guy at A-1 about my Heath tattoo they reccommended that I get it horizontal instead of vertical like I wanted and that completely threw me for a loop since I had thought of it vertical since I came up with the idea back in July... so I decided I needed more time with the idea or to come up with a new idea... or perhaps get what I ACTUALLY want and just ignore their opinion... who knows, I'm not ready.

Now Jenn and I have decided we're going to get them together and I think we're going to get them on the 1st anniversary of his death. It'll be double special then.

Anyhow, after that we went drinking, haha... that was awesome. We had some talks and some drinks. That's about it, I believe on what I spent my money on. I blew a lot on booze. LOL

So Halloween... it was awesome and I was really scary looking. (Not like it's hard... haha) We scared the living crap outta all the kids. Twas hilarious and awesssssome. I loved it. I'll post pics as soon as I get them from my Mama.

Speaking of my Mama, some of y'all know the bullshit that went down with my Mama and Pam on the 4th of July, well I think the fences are mended. I am keeping my distance with Pam and trying to not get too "involved" but on Halloween she really behaved herself and I'm having them both over to my house for Thanksgiving dinner. *proud*

In completely random news... remember when I went to the Rennaissance Festival @ the beginning of October? The Knight that I saw joust and I thought was a total hottie???

HE COMMENTED MY MUTHERFUCKING BLOG.

I shat myself.

Here's what he said:

"What a great blog, loved the part about the little girl and fountain! I am very happy you and your family had a great time at the Renaissance Festival and sorry I lost the joust ;)

Best,
Sir Matthew the knight in Red & Black"

http://jodieplatz.blogspot.com/2008/10/shine-on.html

Scroll to the bottom to see for yourself!! ^^

I fucking love love love it.

Definitely brightened my day. ;-)

Pic:



Perfection. I fucking loveeee this pic, but I can't find the HQ of it. Sucks balls.

xoxox

PS - I forgot, I also got 2 pairs of shoes. ;-)